- Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up for itself?
- Why did the tomato turn red?
- Why did the coffee file a police report?
- Why did the computer keep sneezing?
- Why did the banana go to the doctor?
- Why don’t skeletons fight each other?
- Why did the scarecrow win an award?
- What do you call fake spaghetti?
- How does a penguin build a house?
- Did you hear about the mathematician who’s afraid of negative numbers?